The Flying Computer
Creator: Eli B. M.
The flying computer is the fastest, most reliable computer on the market. Why Flying Computer?
The flying computer packs the power of a desktop, but has the portability of a laptop. Tired of carrying your laptop everywhere? We are too. Our innovators have set out to solve these problems and the flying computer is the result. The flying computer has the ability to fly to your location, anywhere in the world. It can travel up to .0000000000056 light years on a single charge! We use the powerful Sand propeller to propel the flying computer. The top speed of the computer (in flight) is 8,565,656,565,665,656,565,656,566,857MPH. As you can tell from the tech specs, listed below, this computer uses revolutionary technology. We have used advanced graphics card placement to fit the maximum amount of graphic memory into the machine.
Tech Specs:
Intel Core i7 @ 89777.7GHZ
16GB of 99,999,999MHz DDR3L onboard memory
512GB Solid State Drive
Cooling / Flying propeller @ 200,000 RPM
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 690 with 476,000GB of GDDR5
How We Integrate Flying/ Cooling
We have placed a propeller at the rear of the machine instead of a cooling system. The propeller is what allows the to reach its remarkable fore-mentioned speed. Regular cooling fans top out at around 17,000 RPM but our fans/propellers are able to reach 200,000 RPM, faster than most airplanes! You might ask "how did they do this?" The machines design allows for air to flow right through the propeller creating incredible lift! In addition, the fans speed combined with the advanced aeronautics we use create an incredible machine.
Our Incredible Propellor
Made in China!
We make our machines in the wonderful, clean country of China. Our factory is located in part of Shanghai. Your computer from us will be produced exclusively by machines, to reduce manufacturing costs. There are some rumors that we use unpaid children on our team of manufacturers. We promise, we don't think we do.
Display Features
The flying computer features a breathtaking 9 foot display. We have put 2 pixels per inch to create a lifelike screen. The screen is also updated 6 times per minute creating an amazing movie watching experience.It is also great for gaming, when combined with our over the top specs. The screen has a refresh rate of 65,000 refreshes per second. The picture illustrates the flying computer showing an image of a ship. This quality can be expected with everything on the flying computer!
Complimentary Mouse and Keyboard
We exceed our customers expectations by offering a mouse and keyboard with every machine sold! They are shown below:
Mouse Shown Here
Keyboard Shown Here
How We Obtain Parts
We use the newest technology to obtain our parts. We use 3D Printers to make parts such as the propeller and the mouse. We do this to bring down the price for our dear customers.
3D Printer
Pricing
Our computer can be purchased for $6000 and a $300 shipping fee. To purchase it please go to Mcdonalds.com. Thank you! We hope you love your flying computer.
Creator: Eli B. M.
The flying computer is the fastest, most reliable computer on the market.
Why Flying Computer?
The flying computer packs the power of a desktop, but has the portability of a laptop. Tired of carrying your laptop everywhere? We are too. Our innovators have set out to solve these problems and the flying computer is the result. The flying computer has the ability to fly to your location, anywhere in the world. It can travel up to .0000000000056 light years on a single charge! We use the powerful Sand propeller to propel the flying computer. The top speed of the computer (in flight) is 8,565,656,565,665,656,565,656,566,857MPH. As you can tell from the tech specs, listed below, this computer uses revolutionary technology. We have used advanced graphics card placement to fit the maximum amount of graphic memory into the machine.
Tech Specs:
How We Integrate Flying/ Cooling
We have placed a propeller at the rear of the machine instead of a cooling system. The propeller is what allows the to reach its remarkable fore-mentioned speed. Regular cooling fans top out at around 17,000 RPM but our fans/propellers are able to reach 200,000 RPM, faster than most airplanes! You might ask "how did they do this?" The machines design allows for air to flow right through the propeller creating incredible lift! In addition, the fans speed combined with the advanced aeronautics we use create an incredible machine.Made in China!
We make our machines in the wonderful, clean country of China. Our factory is located in part of Shanghai. Your computer from us will be produced exclusively by machines, to reduce manufacturing costs. There are some rumors that we use unpaid children on our team of manufacturers. We promise, we don't think we do.Display Features
The flying computer features a breathtaking 9 foot display. We have put 2 pixels per inch to create a lifelike screen. The screen is also updated 6 times per minute creating an amazing movie watching experience.It is also great for gaming, when combined with our over the top specs. The screen has a refresh rate of 65,000 refreshes per second. The picture illustrates the flying computer showing an image of a ship. This quality can be expected with everything on the flying computer!Complimentary Mouse and Keyboard
We exceed our customers expectations by offering a mouse and keyboard with every machine sold! They are shown below:
How We Obtain Parts
We use the newest technology to obtain our parts. We use 3D Printers to make parts such as the propeller and the mouse. We do this to bring down the price for our dear customers.Pricing
Our computer can be purchased for $6000 and a $300 shipping fee. To purchase it please go to Mcdonalds.com. Thank you! We hope you love your flying computer.Sources
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